It's been 25 years in the making and it's finally here Lifetime's Unauthorized Saved By the Bell movie aired tonight and we spent two full hours of our Labor Day subjecting ourselves to it.
Was it good No. Was it bad That's a harder question to answer but only because yes' has more letters in it than no ' and typing is hard after all the cookies we've eaten today. We will say however that we enjoyed watching it immensely and that enjoyment was only mostly due to the excellent music (Oh hey Bell Biv DeVoe).
The Unauthorized Saved By the Bell Story told the scandalous tale of everything that apparently went on behind the scenes over the course of four seasons from relationships to drinking to drug use. It was as we already said quite scandalous and many a revelation left us crying for the early nineties when we were young and had no knowledge of things like marijuana and the movie Showgirls.
Anyway for your enjoyment here are the moments from The Unauthorized Saved By the Bell Story that made us uncomfortable. Join us in our discomfort
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1. Screech/Dustin interrupting Zach/Mark Paul's time out. This is my story. Wow We're so glad Lifetime heard us sitting on our imaginary couches and never ever going Man I wish I could hear about Saved By the Bell from Screech's point of view
2. Mark Paul secretly touching up his own roots in the bathroom just to really make sure you knew his blond hair wasn't real. We were sort of sold on this movie right at this moment.
3. Mario signing a mom's bellybutton. Ew.
4. When the casting directors got rid of Jennie Garth in casting the role of Kelly Kapowski. Ooooh burn
5. Mario sneaking girls onto the set to do scandalous things with them. We choose to believe things like this never happened. The Saved By the Bell set was a pure heaven like place where nothing sordid ever occurred
6. Dustin imagining himself as a blond with bad CGI abs. If you watched the movie sorry for reminding you of this image. If you didn't watch it sorry for the image that will haunt your nightmares for days to come.
7. Dustin taking a swig from a flask in his karate uniform as you do.
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8. That time Dustin said I got wasted and I got laid. No Screech no
9. Mark Paul sitting dirt faced on a motorcycle. Real talk this didn't ruin anything. This was just hilarious.
10. Mario in a green leotard. This on the other hand ruined a lot of things. (Almost no one can pull off a green ruffly full body leotard fake Mario Lopez included.)
11. Screech calling a time out at fake graduation to tell us (a slightly outdated version) of what everyone's been up to since the show ended. Bet you wish you hadn't wasted all that time reading (or writing) Saved By the Bell Where Are They Now posts
Now check out our Saved By The Bell Where Are They Now gallery and head to the comments to let us know what you thought of the movie
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